Dragonwilds:Chef's Journal
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This Journal is found near the top of the Dragonwilds:Great Hall on a bed and document's the Chef's disdain for one of the goblin serfs serving the black knights.
The following text is transcribed from the Journal.
What little sanity I cling to is eroded each day I have to speak to those vile creatures. Those goblins
They can be given simple tasks and they excel and anything that involves blind violence, but anything that requires finesse appears woefully beyond them.
There is one of them, the disgustingly names 'Snotpit', who has taken it upon himself to guard my secrets and who refuses to give them to me unless I utter the password. The password, of course, is to simply say "please" Politeness, an alien concept to these foul beasts. Still, they are better companions than the mould on the wall. It whispers strange new,[sic] alien recipes to me that are both toxic and delicious. I must listen closer, or I might just go mad.