Minecraft:We Got You

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We Got You<ref>Template:Citation</ref><ref>Template:Citation</ref> is a marketing campaign promoting Template:Wikipedia, featuring many characters and assets from games interacting with real life players.

PC Game Pass. We Got You.

Summary

As a player is scrolling PC Game pass in their bedroom, a narrator chimes in to warm them that they're in a commercial. Visibly concerned, the narrator then pivots to asking the player if they want to play Template:W, which the player agrees to. Suddenly, their screen begins to glitch out, before their room begins to glitch out itself, impressing them. Suddenly, the scene changes to a second player, on a fluffy couch with a Template:Wikipedia, who is suddenly asked if they want to pilot an Template:Wikipedia while playing Template:W. As they're revealed to be inside a plane, the player exclaims they don't know how to fly, as the narrator concedes they don't either.

In an office building, a stressed person remarks they want a new career, as opposed to being in a cubicle. The narrator introduces them to Template:W, which causes the office worker to transform into a rockstar and perform an office party. Abruptly, the scene changes to a fourth player asking for a "great adventure." The narrator asks if they've heard of the Great Circle, which they haven't, as a suitcase of equipment from Template:Wikipedia himself falls into the room. The narrator then asks "who's next," cutting to a player in a green lit room, who asks to play with "all Template:W champions." They do, suddenly appearing at a world series alongside them.

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AAA Titles? Goats? We Got You.

Summary

In a kitchen, the narrator asks a player if they "want high quality PC Games?" Asserting that they have, many things in the room begin to transform into Minecraft equivalents, including paintings, a dog becoming an armored Minecraft:wolf, and a Minecraft:zombie. Another player is asked if they would like to be a goat, presumably implying GOAT.<ref>Template:Citation</ref> Instead, the narrator remarks "we GOAT you" as a pun, and transforms the player into a goat from the game Template:W, whose tongue pulls down a librarian's desk.